Modern RAMAYANA...
check out the modern RAMAYANA written by BILL GATES...........in his own language.................
When Bill Gates was in India , he had a chance 2 Hear Ramayana from Atal BehariVajpayee. After, returning 2 US, he
Wrote down the story in his personal Diary; of course in his own lingual.
Ramayana by Bill Gates...
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there
ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a
great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four
SUNs--RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP
With excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once
when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess `C`ta.12years passed
and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.However,
Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for
A lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her
BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat
Be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14years. At
This cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat
and he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and `C`ta
insisted to LOGIN with him.LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with
his brother.The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the
TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka.Attracted by RAM`s
stature, she proposed that he marry her.
RAM,politely declined. Perceiving`C`ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress,
she hastened to kill her. RAM gave an END TASK command. Weeping, SPARC-nakha
fled to LAN-ka,where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR`s plight, approached his
uncle MAR-icha.
MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden
Stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer,which, with his last breath, cried out
desperately for LSI-man in RAM`s voice.Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM
SOUND,`C`ta urged LSI-man to his brother`s aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van
DELINKED `C`ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
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INTERVAL
RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing `C`ta all over the forest. They made
friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.
SU-greev agreed to help RAM.SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use
powerful `SEARCH` techniques to FIND the missing `C`ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked
forests. Many tried to `EXCITE` the birds and animals not to forget the
`WEBCRAWLERS` (Insects) and tried to `INFO SEEK` something about `C`ta. Some
of them even shouted `YAA-HOO` but they all ended up with `NOT FOUND
MESSAGES`. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless.Ha-NEUMAN devised
a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing
CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself Into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found `C`ta
Weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to
Identify himself to `C`ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, `C`ta believed in
him and asked him to send a `STATUS_OK` MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all
the raakshasa BUGS around `C`ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE
him using pyro-techniques.But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread
chaos by spreading the VIRUS `Fire`.Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from
LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful
RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan`s
SUN(son) almost DELETEDRAM & LSI-man with a powerful lbrahma-astra.
But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man.
RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan`s
presense on earth.After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and
Spread his MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS
and everyone lived happily ever after...
